nikaalexandra:

do you ever hear someone’s name and just

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fuck-me-youre-british:

wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:

princeharrehs:

princeharrehs:

omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!

guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just

I ship it

please tell me you’re atleast casually fucking now

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drbrucebananer:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

yes

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BROS

tinkerlu:

I STILL CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THIS i’m CRYNIG I CAN’Y I CAN”T EVNE IC A’nt ICANY

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