I really like chocolate.
And other things.
Like, uh. Video games and comics. And general nerdity.
Sometimes NSFW.
Clearly my status as a writer comes through in all of this. And this amazing layout reflects my ability as an artist. Yep.
just a little southeast of Phoenix, AZ, this is how the Outback Steakhouse restaurants line up.
i’d hate to be staying at a hotel right in the middle of delicious steak pentagram OH WAIT
The road that runs through is called Superstition Freeway omg
LOL It’s a demon trap made of Outback Steakhouses
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
WHAT IS IN THE CENTER
IS THAT A GATE TO HELL
Yes.
lollll
YOU GUYS
REMEMBER THE FUCKING TRUCK THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE IN THE LAST MINUTE OF THE FIRST SEASON
AND ALMOST KILLS THEM
AND PUTS DEAN IN A GODDAMN COMA?
IT SAYS FUCKING STEVE MOFFET ON THE SIDE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
ASKGLA WHAAAAATTT
(Source: mrsturnersmarriedones, via mrharrisonford)
@8 months ago with 31313 notes
I’m sharing this because someone must be traumatized with me.
(Source: fostalicska, via most-awkward-moments)
omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass
loOK AT THAT BOOTY
Kyu. Kyu it’s my spirit animal!
(Source: minmo)
@11 months ago with 32334 notes
I JUST GOT THE MOST SINISTER FORTUNE COOKIE FORTUNE WHAT THE FUCK
(Source: neopetsilluminati, via empyreal-tempest)
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
(via mrharrisonford)
@8 months ago with 244019 notesWatching Lilo and Stitch, and… when Stitch wakes up from getting run over by trucks, he’s in a kennel with a group of other dogs that are huddled up in the corner.
But when Stitch shows up and Lilo wants to adopt him, the employee freaks out and says he was “dead this morning”.
So. So why did they stick a dead dog in a kennel with other dogs?
@1 year ago with 2 notesYOU GUYS
REMEMBER THE FUCKING TRUCK THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE IN THE LAST MINUTE OF THE FIRST SEASON
AND ALMOST KILLS THEM
AND PUTS DEAN IN A GODDAMN COMA?
IT SAYS FUCKING STEVE MOFFET ON THE SIDE
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
ASKGLA WHAAAAATTT
(Source: mrsturnersmarriedones, via mrharrisonford)
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
(via mrharrisonford)
omg im gonna pee theres a sheep called a ‘fat rumped’ sheep and its named that becuase it literally has an enormous ass
loOK AT THAT BOOTY
Kyu. Kyu it’s my spirit animal!
(Source: minmo)
Watching Lilo and Stitch, and… when Stitch wakes up from getting run over by trucks, he’s in a kennel with a group of other dogs that are huddled up in the corner.
But when Stitch shows up and Lilo wants to adopt him, the employee freaks out and says he was “dead this morning”.
So. So why did they stick a dead dog in a kennel with other dogs?
