ask-gallows-callibrator:

fayghost:

I’m sure somebody’s thought of this before, but the best thing about the tentacle genitalia headcanon is it means feferi’s lusus and the horrorterrors would essentially appear to the trolls as a giant writhing mass of dicks and

if that’s not hilarious I really don’t think I know what is.

oh my god

(Source: gamzee, via rustblood)

@1 week ago with 10957 notes
#shIT #Homestuck #horrorterrors #tentacles #trolls #omfg 

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(Source: xmoshedpitato, via drowningcomic)

@2 months ago with 545714 notes
#shit #it's 1 am and I'm struggling not to laugh #The Fault in Our Stars #tumblr 

iamthespacecadet:

Hey guys I grabbed these never before seen high quality Hobbit promotional images

Spoilers for the movie

Oh my FUCK

(via prosodi)

@1 year ago with 3104 notes
#THE HOBBIT #I GUESS #SHIT 
psuliem:

mpregbert:

nagekis:

binart:

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST SBURB SESSIONS FAIL

ok [LONG POST; APOLOGIES FOR PUTTING THIS ON YOUR LOVELY ART]
this made me wonder what happens to like
the players who go godtier in a dead session
because, like, they’re immortal, and with everyone else dead there is no way they CAN die, because suicide is neither heroic nor just, so they will simply continue to reincarnate forever
until they start to go insane from lack of human contact and anomie
and although sburb keeps them from dying, i imagine that there’s some sort of degeneration going on, maybe every time they die they come back slightly wrong in some way, their speech becomes garbled and they slowly start to look less and less human or whatever
and eventually
inevitably
the only voices left for them to hear are the whispers from the furthest ring
because with all of the time in the universe, even prospit dreamers visit Derse eventually, and as the incipisphere ages the boundaries between universes start to weaken
and it’s so hard not to just give up and accept the invitation, shuck off one’s mortal bonds and leave the session for good, sliding into the many-tentacled embrace of the horrorterrors as your body fully degenerates into madness and lines of code, no longer yourself anymore
just a whisper of what once was but is no longer human.

What if that’s where horrorterrors come from? The mutated god tiers from failed sessions.

ps im crying

psuliem:

mpregbert:

nagekis:

binart:

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST SBURB SESSIONS FAIL

ok [LONG POST; APOLOGIES FOR PUTTING THIS ON YOUR LOVELY ART]

this made me wonder what happens to like

the players who go godtier in a dead session

because, like, they’re immortal, and with everyone else dead there is no way they CAN die, because suicide is neither heroic nor just, so they will simply continue to reincarnate forever

until they start to go insane from lack of human contact and anomie

and although sburb keeps them from dying, i imagine that there’s some sort of degeneration going on, maybe every time they die they come back slightly wrong in some way, their speech becomes garbled and they slowly start to look less and less human or whatever

and eventually

inevitably

the only voices left for them to hear are the whispers from the furthest ring

because with all of the time in the universe, even prospit dreamers visit Derse eventually, and as the incipisphere ages the boundaries between universes start to weaken

and it’s so hard not to just give up and accept the invitation, shuck off one’s mortal bonds and leave the session for good, sliding into the many-tentacled embrace of the horrorterrors as your body fully degenerates into madness and lines of code, no longer yourself anymore

just a whisper of what once was but is no longer human.

What if that’s where horrorterrors come from? The mutated god tiers from failed sessions.

ps im crying

(via shipeverythingregretnothing)

@1 year ago with 60339 notes
#Homestuck #shit 
melodiousnuisance:

synnesai:

When she walks it is supposed to look like this
i read sylphs are associated with air so i thought her clothes moving in such a way would fit. 
>Wings version<
idk what…wings…so i…made up …
OTHERS:[john] [rose] [jade] [dave] | [jane] [dirk] [roxy] [jake]
[vriska] [sollux]
[bigger]

oh no she’s hot

melodiousnuisance:

synnesai:

When she walks it is supposed to look like this

i read sylphs are associated with air so i thought her clothes moving in such a way would fit. 

>Wings version<

idk what…wings…so i…made up …

OTHERS:
[john] [rose] [jade] [dave] | [jane] [dirk] [roxy] [jake]

[vriska] [sollux]

[bigger]

oh no she’s hot

(via xxkirahoshi)

@2 years ago with 13465 notes
#Kanaya #GORGEOUS #art #fashion #SHIT #Homestuck 

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

(via drowningcomic)

@2 months ago with 130468 notes
#sHIT #books #robots #wow 

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

fannishcodex:

quanticshift:

[x]

Too cute!

The crossover I’ve been waiting for.

IT GOT BETTER

(via shinebrightlikeamaryam)

@2 months ago with 8878 notes
#shit #dragons 

by zain
@1 year ago with 1324 notes
#art #fuckin gorgeous #shit 
callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy

(via shipeverythingregretnothing)

@2 years ago with 25506 notes
#parenting #Jean Grey #I have never liked her #which is probably a bad thing #considering out of all of the X-Men I think I'm most like her #shit 
oncelerswaifu:

mysweetestmelody:

pelicaneggs:

ladystarstorm:

guys
GUYS
I THINK IT’S TIME TO WORRY.

GUY FEFERI

oh my god 

AS FORETOLD BY THE GREAT PROPHET HUSSIE

oncelerswaifu:

mysweetestmelody:

pelicaneggs:

ladystarstorm:

guys

GUYS

I THINK IT’S TIME TO WORRY.

GUY FEFERI

oh my god 

AS FORETOLD BY THE GREAT PROPHET HUSSIE

(via xxkirahoshi)

@2 years ago with 17332 notes
#Guy Feferi #Homestuck #SHIT 

ask-gallows-callibrator:

fayghost:

I’m sure somebody’s thought of this before, but the best thing about the tentacle genitalia headcanon is it means feferi’s lusus and the horrorterrors would essentially appear to the trolls as a giant writhing mass of dicks and

if that’s not hilarious I really don’t think I know what is.

oh my god

(Source: gamzee, via rustblood)

1 week ago
#shIT #Homestuck #horrorterrors #tentacles #trolls #omfg 
2 months ago
#sHIT #books #robots #wow 

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

(Source: xmoshedpitato, via drowningcomic)

2 months ago
#shit #it's 1 am and I'm struggling not to laugh #The Fault in Our Stars #tumblr 
2 months ago
#shit #dragons 
1 year ago
#THE HOBBIT #I GUESS #SHIT 

by zain
1 year ago
#art #fuckin gorgeous #shit 
psuliem:

mpregbert:

nagekis:

binart:

DID YOU KNOW THAT MOST SBURB SESSIONS FAIL

ok [LONG POST; APOLOGIES FOR PUTTING THIS ON YOUR LOVELY ART]
this made me wonder what happens to like
the players who go godtier in a dead session
because, like, they’re immortal, and with everyone else dead there is no way they CAN die, because suicide is neither heroic nor just, so they will simply continue to reincarnate forever
until they start to go insane from lack of human contact and anomie
and although sburb keeps them from dying, i imagine that there’s some sort of degeneration going on, maybe every time they die they come back slightly wrong in some way, their speech becomes garbled and they slowly start to look less and less human or whatever
and eventually
inevitably
the only voices left for them to hear are the whispers from the furthest ring
because with all of the time in the universe, even prospit dreamers visit Derse eventually, and as the incipisphere ages the boundaries between universes start to weaken
and it’s so hard not to just give up and accept the invitation, shuck off one’s mortal bonds and leave the session for good, sliding into the many-tentacled embrace of the horrorterrors as your body fully degenerates into madness and lines of code, no longer yourself anymore
just a whisper of what once was but is no longer human.

What if that’s where horrorterrors come from? The mutated god tiers from failed sessions.

ps im crying
1 year ago
#Homestuck #shit 
callmekitto:

no one ever said parenting was easy
2 years ago
#parenting #Jean Grey #I have never liked her #which is probably a bad thing #considering out of all of the X-Men I think I'm most like her #shit 
melodiousnuisance:

synnesai:

When she walks it is supposed to look like this
i read sylphs are associated with air so i thought her clothes moving in such a way would fit. 
&gt;Wings version&lt;
idk what…wings…so i…made up …
OTHERS:[john] [rose] [jade] [dave] | [jane] [dirk] [roxy] [jake]
[vriska] [sollux]
[bigger]

oh no she’s hot
2 years ago
#Kanaya #GORGEOUS #art #fashion #SHIT #Homestuck 
oncelerswaifu:

mysweetestmelody:

pelicaneggs:

ladystarstorm:

guys
GUYS
I THINK IT’S TIME TO WORRY.

GUY FEFERI

oh my god 

AS FORETOLD BY THE GREAT PROPHET HUSSIE
2 years ago
#Guy Feferi #Homestuck #SHIT