incineraptor:

whaoanon:

zorobro:

safarizone:

johnman:

metroid5:

jchope:

ciphero:

I would have a heart attack on spot, after bearing his children. 

HOW the hell…I think this guy just got himself one more fanboy :D

what tttthhhhhrrrrffffffuuuuuuuuuck

whao dude

oh my fuck i want one

god i would just wear it everywhere

(Source: soyysauceeboii, via xxkirahoshi)

rachotamer:

hivemindmonster:

dailymantra:

chekhovsboomerang:

Thank you Batman.

Batman: The only man who can keep Superman grounded. 

Thank you Batman. 

Batman… thank you.

(Source: graysonsdick, via shipeverythingregretnothing)

neversayneverland:

recursivities:

(I WANTED TO DO A PHOTOSET BUT EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE HAD TO BE TOO SMALL FUCK YOU TUMBLR)

I present to you: JAPANESE FART SCROLL

He-Gassen (“The Fart Battle”)

YES LITERALLY A FART BATTLE

THIS IS A THING THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS I CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH

DEPICTED THERE IN ARE PEOPLE LITERALLY FILLING A BAG WITH FARTS

#the divine wind

(Source: archive.wul.waseda.ac.jp, via prosodi)

(via empyreal-tempest)

(Source: knightofpalm)

I know, you’ve all been dying for this. Toylet, as it’s called, is a Sega developed urinal device that can turn any urinal into a videogame. A screen is attached above, and a sensor placed within the urinal that can measure the volume and pressure of your piss. The equipment is on sale to the general public in Japan now and will cost 140,000 yen ($1,748).   

There will be a variety of games lasting a minute on average. Businesses can install a coin-operated version to charge customers a small fee or they can let customers play for free as it helps cause less of a mess and gets them to stay in the establishment longer.

Probably the most popular of the mini-games will see you trying to blow wind up a girl’s skirt, as seen above. Oh, Japan.

apriki:

TAKING PARENTAL ADVICE FROM BRUCE WAYNE IS LIKE READING A BOOK ON ORANGES TO UNDERSTAND HOW APPLES TASTE.

(via onlysasu)