american apparel has the shittiest overpriced clothes ive ever seen
September 2012
- computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
- me: shh it's ok
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
the proof is in the pudding
August 2012
- me on my deathbed: i'm going ghost
if i shave my legs above the knee you bet your ass it took dedication
if i shave my legs you bet your ass it took dedication
if I shave my ass you bet your legs it took dedication
if I shave my dedication you bet your legs it took ass
- me in school: *checks time*
- time: 8:00 am
- me in school: *checks time 2 hours later*
- time: 8:01 am
- -
- me on tumblr: *checks time*
- time: 8:00 am
- me on tumblr: *checks time 3 seconds later*
- time: 11:59 pm October 23rd,3035
Add in your own language
- English: I love you
- German: Ich liebe dich.
- Portuguese: Eu te amo
- Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
- Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
- Harry Potter: Always
- Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
- Dean: Don't ever change.
- Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
- Hungarian: Szeretlek
- Persian: Doostet daram
- Czech: Miluju tě
- Turkish: Seni seviyorum
- Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
- Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
- Night at the Roxbury: WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me...
- Italian: Ti amo~
- Nightwing: Touch my ass
- Tim Drake: Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi.
- asexual: will there be wifi
- Korra: Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other!
- Persona 3 and 4: Level 10 social link right there
- Carly Rae Jepson: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe?
- Spanish: Te amo.
- Loki: You have heart.
- Tony Stark:
- Ace Attorney: Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings.
- Homura: MADOKA-CHAN!!
- Toph: *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection.
- Sokka: BOOMERANG!!
- Mai: I don't hate you.
- Zuko: Honor!!
- Captain Jack Harkness: Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness.
- Sherlock: You're an idiot.
- John Watson: I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext
- Blaine Anderson: I lo- AND CUT!
- Spock: I have been emotionally compromised
- Ryan Murphy: MORE FINCHEL!
- Kurt Hummel: *sipping coffee**splutters*
- Taylor Swift: And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you.
- Rumplestiltskin: NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME!
- The Doctor: Rose Tyler... I--
- Thor: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home.
- Arthur: Merlin, you idiot!
- Steven Moffat: Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'.
- Daleks: EXTERMINATE!
- Loki: Sentiment
- Pepper: We were having 12% of a moment
- Hulk: HULK SMASH DAT ASS
- Odin: HUARGH
- Coulson: I watched you while you slept
- SPG: On Top of The Universe
- Teen Wolf: Shut up
- The Hunger Games: THAT IS MAHOGANY!
- OMFGitsjackanddean: Fac-e-book
- Ron Weasley: you're a girl right?
- Castiel: we do share a more profound bond
- Hipster: I loved you before it went mainstream
- Augustus Waters: Okay
- Hazel Grace: Okay
- Captain America: Fondue?
- Bella Swan: I'll become a hollow shell of myself and do insane things to see a hallucination of you if you ever even consider leaving me for more than 4 hours
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
