May 2012
April 2012
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Rumour Has It
Adele
i was watching this gif while listening to this song and found it oddly entertaining..i can’t stop looking at it
- Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
- Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
YOU ARE PRETTY
WAT
