manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

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Ha ha ha.

Ahhh.

I am pretty much furious right now.

Sister was supposed to wake me up to go to the hospital for a thing Mom was having and she tried once but I didn’t get up and then they just left.

I get that I’m hard to wake up and some of that has to be my fault, but when something like this is going on aren’t you supposed to make sure that that person is actually AWAKE?

Like holy shit I was fucking counting on her to make sure I was awake to come to the hospital and I fucking asked her to tell me what fucking time I had to be awake so I could set my alarms and she said “I don’t know” and so I asked her to wake me up and now I just wish I’d insisted so I could’ve woken myself up to make sure I would’ve been here for the surgery!

an ever-growing list of bl manga wherein no one rapes anyone no one not anyone at all

subdual:

for the bl reader who’s read one ~*~forced seduction~*~ scene too many

an introduction: this is not intended as any kind of kink-shaming. If you enjoy noncon or dubcon in fictional settings, that’s fine. All kinks are fine! You are fine! But sometimes I get tired, and when I get tired I want to read something where the sex is healthy and no one ever uses the phrase “your mouth says no but your body says yes” ever again. So for those of you who are BL fans but are also tired: this is for you.

I have made every effort to keep this list as free of anything resembling noncon as I possibly could; not just rape, but rape jokes and dubcon as well. However: I am not perfect, and there is every possibility that I missed something. If I did miss anything, please let me know. In addition, while all of these titles are consensual and mostly sex-positive, one or two of them feature omakes that are pretty iffy. If this is the case, I have made a note of it in bold. Actually, if I felt anything was iffy, I made a note of it in bold. And if you think something was iffy and I did not make a note of it in bold, please let me know. And finally, if you have rape-free bl manga recs, please send them to me and I’ll read and add them to the list!

With all that said:

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*INSERT HOLY NOISES HERE*

1. virag0 said: Dude that’s not cool at ALL :( Your family KNOWS you are difficult to wake up, so why didn’t she start waking you up like 20-30 minutes before they left, that way you had enough time to wake up and such? I’m really sorry, that is super shitty.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

This is why I wish I’d been able to set my alarm. I set 3-4 alarms to make sure I get out of bed. /: I’m probably not gonna talk to my sister for a while. If you don’t have anything nice to say don’t say anything…

Now I feel like a jackass for missing my mom’s procedure. At least I’m here to watch her slowly wake herself up off of the meds, it’s pretty hilarious.

disteal:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

I need to sit down

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